The Death of Queen Elizabeth II

At the end of 2012 I wrote some theatre monologues which may – or may not – have been performed … More

The Rise of the Machines

From 2013, seeing as I was ahead of my time because #BringBackTescoStaff is today trending on Twitter, although as I … More

Getting a Covid test. How bad an experience could something so easy have been, I hear you say? Well, … More

On the Thursday 25th February I officially had one of the new buzzwords of the 2020s: the new persistent … More

I woke up early. Morning had broken, like the first morning, etc, and Venus was growing smaller in the night … More

THE END. RING ALL THE BELLS. LOCKDOWN IS OVER. LIGHT THE BEACONS. CORONVIRUS IS DEFEATED. THE DECLINE OF SOCIETY NO … More

It’s not the end of the world now that I have flour but this week I found myself taking a … More

I got in an argument with someone on a local Facebook group last Saturday. An anonymous post from a supermarket … More

Last week’s shopping unearthed a treasure trove of Cadbury Mini Eggs in my Mum’s car boot. They were destined for … More

I was going to do a photo line-up of all my flours, adding in a computer game-style energy bar next … More