I got in an argument with someone on a local Facebook group last Saturday. An anonymous post from a supermarket…
07/11 Sprayed Silver
Walking to Morrisons this week I suddenly found myself amidst our local scarecrow festival and I had to cross the…
06/11 Easier Than It Looks
Last week’s shopping unearthed a treasure trove of Cadbury Mini Eggs in my Mum’s car boot. They were destined for…
05/11 The Land of Columbo
I was going to do a photo line-up of all my flours, adding in a computer game-style energy bar next…
04/11 Goldilocks, Health and Safety
I imagined I’d said everything that could be said. I thought that by now maybe I’d just go to the…
03/11 Numberwang!
MY LATEST REPORT. STOP. FROM THE FRONT LINE. STOP. The shopping came out of quarantine yesterday. In Morrisons the flour…
02/11 Shopping in the Age of Coronavirus
I went to Asda last week doing the weekly shopping for my parents and some for the old lady next…
Spongecake, Idaho
I’ve not been watching much TV of late but one programme I’ve somehow found and become addicted to is an…
01/11 Six Days in the Age of the Coronavirus
Living in social isolation with my at-risk parents in the age of the Coronavirus. Trying to protect them the best…
Crazy, Sexy – Part 02
I was the man with the plan. Firstly to travel across land and sea for thirteen hours, like Vasco da…